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January 15, 2012

MDC Reunion Ride

This week we'll be joined by the Challenged Athlete's Foundation and the Million Dollar Challenge as we ride up the coast on a fully supported ride.  If you've done the MDC in the past, this is a great opportunity to connect with old friends.  If you haven't, this is the chance to see what we've all been raving about.  

Fletcher Cove
Solana Beach

8:00 am

14days since
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December 16, 2011

Order your 2012 Church of Cycling Kit - TODAY!!!



Nothing says, "I am both fashionable and fast" like Church of Cycling argyle. 

The art is in process and the new jersey order will be sent off on January 1, 2012. To order, please

 send me an email with a list of requested items and either bring me a check or pay via PayPal 

(kevin@churchofcycling.org). 


Costs are:



Jerseys - $85

Bibs - $170

Women's Shorts - $90

Vests (full back, like MDC 2011) - $80

Arm Warmers - $25

Cycling Cap (microfiber) - $15





November 7, 2011

I Believe...

For a couple years I’ve been touting the Church as “the world’s fastest growing cycling-based religion,” tongue firmly planted in cheek.  Recently, however, I’ve considered that maybe it isn’t really a joke at all.  In fact, I think the Church has all the things a great religion needs – community, a support system and an opportunity for physical, mental and spiritual growth.

Our purpose, at the core, is to create a sense of community, a place where like-minded individuals can go to connect, share and grow.  I’m lucky to have the opportunity to spend time on rides “confessing” and getting counsel from friends about things beyond watts and nutrition – real life things like kids, relationships and work stresses.  I’ve heard my fair share of confessions, too - I think sometimes it’s easier to spill your guts while pedaling than with your feet planted firmly on the ground.  We are also a group that finds inspiration and motivation from within and it pushes us to work harder and get better, especially when that "push" comes from our friends.

I’ve also found the congregation to be amazingly supportive.  Nothing makes me feel better about our group, and mankind in general, than when I notice someone is off the back and turn around to see one of the group’s stronger riders next to them, foregoing their ride to make sure the dropped person doesn’t ride alone.  Deciding to fall back with someone is, in my opinion, the noblest thing that can be done on a bicycle and we’re lucky to have an entire group of people that do it without hesitation. 

I believe that there is a strong spiritual side to riding and I can get in touch with it on Sundays.  I get to an almost meditative state when in a flowing paceline – there’s no thinking, just the burn in the legs and the sound of my breath coming and going from my body in a steady rhythm as one rider after another takes a pull then slides to the side.  I get lost in it, so much so that there is almost a feeling of loss when we have to come to a stop at a light.  There’s no sitting cross-legged and chanting, “ohmmmmmm,” but the benefits are the same – a sense of inner peace and a clearing of the mind. 

I know that for many, religion is synonymous with the worship of an omnipotent force that watches over its people and, no, we don’t have one of those (my calves are not technically considered “omnipotent”).  We do, however, believe in the importance of coming together to improve ourselves and our friends and that is a virtuous trait.  We’re not ready to start asking you to tithe, but we are asking that you at least consider us when filling out the “religion” box on your Facebook profile.  Hey… it’s a start.





November 2, 2011

Hey, Baby, What's Your Sign?

I've recently had the opportunity to ride with a lot of different riders.  One of the things I've noticed when I get out of my
usual groups is that there is a whole lot of hand signaling going on.  I mean, A LOT.  When singled-up, it becomes something the Rockettes would be jealous of - each rider pointing and yelling in succession all the way down the line. Aside from being excessive, this is a clear case of diminishing returns.  At some point (probably after the second scream and point) everyone knows something's coming so the fact that the 12 people in front of you have removed one hand from their bars and yelled isn't doing you much good and is probably putting you at risk.  

One of the craziest things I've ever seen happened as I followed an unnamed (OK, it was Chip Turner) MDC  rider through Laguna Beach last week.  He pointed up toward the second story of the building across from us, then waved his hand around, then pointed forward  before making some type of shark fin on the top of his head as if he was chasing that bikini-clad skier near Amity Island (cue Jaws music).   On the bright side, he burned an extra 45 calories with those motions.  I, however, had no idea what the hell he was trying to tell me (turns out it was, "see the seconds ticking down on the crosswalk, hurry, we're rolling" and "single up").

Here's what I'm proposing (and what both the group rides I regularly attend adhere to):  There are three approved hand signals - 

1.  An open hand behind the back, meaning "I'm slowing/stopping."  This should come BEFORE you slow or stop.  It's in anticipation of stopping.  

2.  A pointed finger at road hazards.  This could be potholes, cars, runners, roadkill, discarded orange rolls (just kidding, there's never been a discarded orange roll), etc.  

3.  A wave behind your back meaning, "move over, there's a sign/hazard/cone in the road ahead.  

That's it.  Just three.  

I'd also note that if you're where you should be in the paceline (behind and beside someone you trust), you don't really need signals because you're following their line.  If you're not where you should be, you need to see the "Cycling IQ" post and correct the problem. If you look around the group and trust no one, it's time to switch groups.

So let's stop this "everyone needs to point out the squished squirrel," business.  Ride with people that know what they're doing.  And, whatever you do, don't do the "Jaws" hand signal.  I'm scared of sharks.  




October 24, 2011

Summer Camp Withdrawals


I just finished one of the best weeks of my life – my fifth trip down the coast with the Challenged Athletes Foundation (challengedathletes.org) on the Million Dollar Challenge.  I spent eight days with some of my best friends and met some amazing new friends that I hope will ride with us and become part of our wonderful group. 

There is, however, a bit of depression that follows these rides.  It’s not unlike the end of summer camp – saying goodbye to friends that you’ve bonded with and shared experiences with is always hard.  New Church of Cycling convert Diem Do referred to this funk as “MDC Withdrawal.”  I remember the first time I did the ride – I had this illness in the worst way.  I could barely speak of the ride without welling-up.  I had a dreadful fear that I would never see some of these amazing people again or that we’d never again blast down the road in a smooth, organic paceline.  I was wrong. 

Some of us had the idea of continuing to ride on Sundays in our own group.  Only a few, select friends that wanted a “fix.”  Something to stave off the illness – if only for one more week.  It turned into a way to stay connected, to improve our riding, to eat orange rolls and drink coffee.  It became a religion.

This year the withdrawals didn’t hit me so hard.  In fact, I had a bit of a spring in my step today.  The sun felt warmer, the grass looked greener and girls seemed a little bit prettier – life felt good.  It’s because now I know I will see these incredible people again.  We’ll ride on Sundays, stay caught-up with each other’s lives and send snarky texts during the week.  Our friendships aren’t ending, as I feared upon completing my first year.  Turns out, they’re only just beginning. 





October 15, 2011
Cycling Karma

As in life, karma plays an important role in cycling.   In life, my goal is to try and make-up enough karma points by being a fiercely loyal friend, good father and husband and trusted confidant so that I can offset the vast amount of karma I lose with the harsh, abrupt and often-times negative, words I choose.  

On the cycling side, I'm firmly "in the black."  Why?  Because I follow Cycling's Unwritten Rules of Karma, or CURK (this is a horribly lame acronym, but it's 1:00 am and I rode into 85 miles of headwinds today, so cut me some slack).  Some of which are:

Respect the pull.  When someone you're riding with has put in work, be it a long, gut-wrenching pull or a short, quick interval at the front, ACKNOWLEDGE it.  You can do this by either giving them a respite and taking a pull yourself or by making a statement of gratitude, like, "nice work," or, "thanks for the pull."  Whatever you do don't ignore it or (and this will send you to eternal, wheel sucking hell) attack them.  

Share your knowledge.  One of the traits I love about the members of the Church of Cycling is that they're open to the wisdom of the flock.  Chances are that there is always someone around you that has  insight that will make you a better rider and your ability to hear it, put it into practice and then pass it on to someone else will send your karma score through the roof. 

Know what's important.  There are days that you must go fast.  Sometimes it's because you're training for an event and sometimes you need to rid yourself of demons.  Some days, though, it's more important who you're with, regardless of pace.  These are my favorite days because, at the core, it's not about the bike. It's about the relationships you have with other riders.

Be the subject of a, "you won't believe how amazing this person was" story.  Stop and help stranded cyclists.  Keep a tube and a Co2 cartridge in your car in case you're driving and see someone in need of help.  Offer to pull a stranger through a tough headwind if they're looking frazzled.  Be the kind of person you'd love to run into when you're in a jam on the bike.  

If you do just one of these things each and every time you ride, you will be a better rider, a better person and your cycling karma account will skyrocket.





Who we are...


The Church of Cycling is called to proclaim the Gospel of Lance and the edicts as professed by the Cycling Gods, to inspire in all persons a love of cycling, a passion for the open road and a consciousness of their duties to the Cycling Gods and fellow riders.  

We pledge our lives to cycling and covenant with each other to demonstrate the spirit of the Cycling Gods through sermons, services and generous contributions to the coffers of the Church of Cycling.  

No man or woman is above others in the Church and we strive to enlighten those who live in darkness by sharing our values with them, thus saving them from an eternity of wheel-sucking. 

 Furthermore, for the love of the Cycling Gods, take your pull. 

Allez and Amen.





September 25, 2011

In Memoriam

 
I don't believe in god.  I don't believe in heaven or an afterlife or reincarnation.  

I do, however, believe in the Great Peleton in the Sky.  In that ride, it's always just slightly downhill and there's always 
a tailwind.  I also believe that on October 4, 2008, Brett Saks rode next to that peleton and that they opened a hole for 
him, he slid into the paceline and, since that day, that ride has been a much better place to be.  

I met Brett on the MDC ride in 2007, actually his first ride.  He was off the back and I waited for him.  And waited.  
And waited.  And then rode back, and found him.  We rode in together that day and I can remember him telling me that 
he was going to make it down the coast; he was going to work hard.  He finished all but a couple miles of the route 
that year.

The next year he came back even stronger and as we led the paceline through the Anaheim bike path on one of the
 training rides, he told me he was going to finish EVERY mile that year.  He never got the chance.  Just a few weeks 
later he was struck and killed by a car while out on a training ride.  

I didn't know Brett well.  We didn't visit each other or spend time together off the bike.  We were friends when we rode.  
He made me laugh.  That's not easy to do and there are few things I respect more.  

Since the day I got the news about Brett's accident, I haven't been on the bike a single time that I haven't thought 
about him.  Sometimes it's sadness of the loss, but mostly it's remembering a time that he made me smile or laugh.  

I believe that one day, we'll ride together again.  He'll make an off color joke or call me a name.  We'll laugh together 
as the miles pass by under our wheels in that Great Peleton in the Sky and he'll finish every mile, 
just like he said he would.



September 13, 2011

The Best State of Cycling



In the sixteenth century, Thomas More wrote about an idyllic society he called, "Utopia." The crescent shaped island he created was inhabited by a people that shared in farming and housing, campaigning for political office was illegal and the country was completely devoid of lawyers. It sounds great, except for the farming and housing bit.

During Saturday's 111 mile ride to Tarranea Resort, my mind began to wander and I considered how the famed Sheriff of London would create a Utopia for cyclists. I'm confident that it would be filled with wide, smooth roads and calm winds. There would be hills - mountains even - but it would be easy to avoid them if your legs called for a rest day. He'd also need to design a system of roads without stoplights. In cycling Utopia you would only have to unclip twice on each ride - once for coffee and once when your ride was done. I actually start each ride with the goal not to unclip until I see the yellow train depot that currently houses Pannikin Coffee & Tea. I'm not sure I've ever accomplished this goal, but I strive for it anyway. 

While considering More's vision on Saturday, I had the chance to observe several of the riders I was with who unclipped as if their pedal was on fire. They almost seemed eager to pop their shoe from the pedal and they did so, early and often. I guess I'm just bewildered as to why they would unclip with such frequency and as to why they would do it 50 yards from their stopping point, dangling their useless leg beside their bike as they navigated traffic. 

Here's what unclipping does: 

1) It prevents you from being able to react quickly if you need to pedal out of a dangerous situation 

2) If the light changes or the group rolls, you have to get clipped back in, which can sometimes be difficult and will slow you and everyone behind you 

3) Unless you're completely stopped, putting your foot down is not unlike dropping an ice skate onto a freshly zamboni'd ice rink, so it's pretty useless 

So when do you unclip? When you've stopped. That's right, once you've come to a full and complete stop - thanks for riding Space Mountain - enjoy the rest of your day here at Disneyland. You have PLENTY of time to unclip before you tip over. If you don't feel like you do, this is a skill you need to work on. I'm not saying you should go into a full on track stand (this looks completely "douchey") but just stop, unclip, put your foot down. In that order. Who knows, you might not even need to unclip at all if the light changes or the intersection is clear. I know - CRAZY! 

I'm not asking you to spend two years in the farm lands like More suggested or to rotate your home through a lottery system every ten years. I won't even abolish you for being a lawyer. I'm just asking you to stay clipped in until you stop your bicycle. That'll get us one step closer to a cycling Utopia. 



August 30, 2011

What's Your Cycling IQ?

 

There's a baseball saying that says, "speed doesn't slump."  It's meaning is simple - even if, for a period, you can't hit or pick up a ground ball, speed will always help your team win.  During Sunday’s MDC training ride, this saying came to mind.  I think a parallel can be drawn to cycling - "cycling IQ doesn't bonk."

Once you've become competent at riding in a pace line, the next step is to become a high IQ rider.  These are the folks that always know where to be - how to avoid the wind, who to ride behind (and next to) and they save their hard efforts for when they need to close a gap or take their pull.

This is an incredibly difficult skill to master.  In fact, I'd argue that very few people you ride with have this skill.  That's not a knock on their abilities as riders, it's sometimes because of the circumstances they ride under.  The people I ride with that are exceptionally strong riders feel an obligation to pull more often, to "take care" of other riders and they do a large part of the work during rides.  I completely and totally respect them for this.  They are an integral part of the group and a huge reason we have such amazing group rides.  I think one of the most important jobs an MDC group leader has (and one I worked hard to improve) is to make sure that the riders in their groups are in the spot they should be so the group rides in the safest and most efficient manner.

I’m confident that many people over the years have rolled their eyes as I tried to direct the group to line-up in a certain order or “asked” riders to pull longer or get to specific spots.  I always did this to ensure we got where we were going as a group.  I look at the group as one unit and when I’m in front pulling, I try to only go as hard as I know the slowest rider can go and not get dropped. 

I’m truly amazed watching a rider that really knows how to ride in a group – it’s beautiful.  It is certainly an art.  For some riders, they've become so good that it's second nature and this has huge advantages.  Primarily, it allows them to ride with any group.  They are comfortable in a group of riders at - or just below - their strength level because they can stay in the right spot and avoid danger.  They're also comfortable in groups above or beyond their strength level because they can use their positioning to protect themselves from the wind and conserve energy.  This makes them nearly "bonk-proof," because they don't need to go anaerobic for extended periods.

I worked on and used these techniques when I was a G1 leader in 2009.  I know that when I say I rode with G1 all summer people think, "he's a strong rider."  The reality is that during that summer I starting learning to be a high IQ rider and figured out where to be and when to be there.  I'm still working on this skill.

There are two riders in the MDC group that I believe have mastered this talent to the point where they don’t even think about it anymore - Summer and Tamara.  The argument could be made that others can work the group, too, but my opinion is that nobody else is even close to their skill level. During the past five years I have ridden with hundreds of cyclists and I feel that these two are the best group riders I have ridden with.  I have never seen either of them in the wrong spot or making a twitchy move.  Ever.

What makes them so good?  They are always near the front, out of the wind and behind strong, stable, steady riders.  They're both strong - this isn't a sign of weakness - it's a sign of cycling brilliance.  If the paceline shifts or the group breaks apart, they instinctively find their way back to the perfect spot.  It is cycling poetry in motion.

I really enjoy and relish the opportunity to rider with either Summer or Tamara and when I do get the chance, I make sure to watch what they do and how they react to different circumstances. 

They don't know this, but over the three years I was a rider leader, nearly every week I would tell someone in our group that was learning to ride with us, "Do you see (insert name here)?  Get behind her and do everything she does.  Then next week, do it again."

I would offer up that you should do this too.  Every chance you get.  After a few weeks, go ride with the next group up.  Don’t focus on how strong you aren’t, focus on how smart you are.  That is the road less traveled - and it makes all the difference.


August 3, 2011

9 Things You Need to Know About Cycling 

  1. Don’t blow up a paceline – When you get to the front, accelerate SLIGHTLY.  That’s all it takes.  Really. 
  2. Headgear is important – It goes without saying that a helmet is required, but what’s beneath it is nearly as vital, from a fashion standpoint.  Your choices are: a cycling cap (you know, the ones with the funny little bills, like Babe Ruth used to wear) or a skull cap.  You really shouldn’t wear anything that ties or attaches by Velcro on your head.  It’s wrong.
  3. Aerobars are scary – Unless your name is Fabian, you can’t control your bicycle as well while riding in aerobars.  By default, this means that you should NEVER be in them while riding with a group, even if you’re in front.  Besides, I’m convinced that you’re not dialed into your bike properly, so you’re not getting any aerodynamic advantage, anyway.  Just use your drops.
  4. You should know basic bike maintenance – At MINIMUM, you should know how to change a tire, spot-fix a broken spoke and repair a busted chain.  If you don’t know these things, at least have the common courtesy of keeping your bike spotlessly clean, so when we have to fix it for you, we don’t get grease all over ourselves. 
  5. Kits should be chosen wisely – You should match.  Your jersey should match your bibs (no, you shouldn’t wear shorts) and your entire kit should match your bike.  You should take a moment and look in the mirror before you leave to make sure you’re put together.  If you look “a mess,” then, odds are, I’ll think you’re a mess on the bike as well and you probably ride like one.  Have some pride.
  6. You should use good manners – That means waving to other riders and letting someone know if you decide to get behind them and suck their wheel (this only applies to people you aren’t riding with that day - If it’s people in your group, suck away). 
  7. You can’t relax.  Ever – When you’re on the road, you can’t relax.  Just like Everest, your journey isn’t done until you’ve arrived at your final destination.  Just because you climbed the big mountain, you still have to come home and you can’t stop looking for potholes, cars and other riders just because you’re tired.
  8. You should point out hazards in the road – Unless you can’t.  If you aren’t at the point yet where you can remove one hand from the bars without weaving eight feet into traffic, then just yell “hole!”  We’ll get it.  Also, you only have to point for one second.  You don’t need to hold your hand out for 400 feet or point out hazards that are on the horizon. 
  9. You will have bad days – Many of them.  Sometimes they will come when you least expect them.  When this happens, let the group know.  Because you’ll only ride with people that know what they’re doing, they’ll make sure you get where you’re going safely.

 

 



Kits are ORDERED!




The order has been submitted and all kits ordered before today's date will be on their way, expected to arrive in 4-6 weeks.  Thanks for your support!

I have ordered a few extra pieces (including the ALL NEW arm warmers and running shirts) and will have them on hand if you didn't get your order in on time.  Please note, quantities are limited, so if you'd like anything, please email me (kevin@churchofcycling.org) ASAP and let me know.









A few words...

As we enter our fourth year as the "World's fastest growing cycling-based religion," I'd like to take a moment
to recognize a few people that have made an impact on the Church since the outset.

First off, Hooter Houts for first mentioning the idea of a "church" of cycling in one of his always creative Wednesday ride emails.  

The other two people were a big part of the kit creation and the now iconic logos and argyle of the Church.
Brother Brian Lorenz came up with the, "Pull and Be Forgiven" tagline.  Pure genius.
Sister Deeanna will forever be immortalized by uttering the line, "you know what it could use?  Some argyle."

Thank you three, and everyone else who's supported the Church and made it what it is today.

We will be ordering jerseys, bibs, vests and caps this year.  Look for an official order form this week.
 

Please help me welcome a few new sponsors - all wonderful people and companies that support our cause. 

               
                

 



A Passing Fancy

February 7, 2011


I wave at everybody.  Well, almost everybody.


When we're out on the road, we're in a place where nobody wants us - the cars hate us, the pedestrians hate us and here in San Diego, even the surfers muster enough passion to dislike cyclists.  Being the subjects of this contempt brings us together, so I think the right thing to do is to give a slight wave, a nod hello, or a quick "peace" sign to other riders to say, "hey, I'm on your side, even if everyone thinks you're a multi-colored-Lycra-wearing-dickhead."

There are a few riders I won't wave at, however.  By not waving, I'm saying, "hey, you multi-colored-Lycra-wearing-dickhead, I think you're an idiot." they are as follows:
  •  Sidewalk riding dude -  I'm not on your team.  In fact, you're on nobody's team.  You didn't get picked.  Recess is over.
  • No helmet guy - I know that nobody can see your retro Cinelli paper cycling cap if you're wearing a helmet, but come on.  It's not that I care about your safety (because I don't), it's because when you crash and your brains are spilled all over the bike lane on Hwy 1, I'm going to end up riding through said brains on my pretty, white tires and then I'll have to clean them when I get home.  People on my team understand that and wear a lid.
  •  The "oh my god, you surprised me when you rode up next to me, even though I have more mirrors mounted to my helmet and bike than a carnival house of mirrors" guy - No explanation necessary.
  • Cotton t-shirt on a road bike guy - These guys aren't on my team, either.  They're kind of "cycling-curious." No, it's not currently legal to marry your Cervelo (at least in California), but make a commitment and get a kit.
Everyone else gets a  from me.



The Seven Commandments

1.  Thou shalt not wear an iPod on a group ride

2.  Thou shalt take thy pull

3.  Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's rig

4.  Thou shalt wear color-coordinated apparel

5.  Thou shalt worship no idol before Lance

6.  Thou shalt always help other cyclists in need

7.  Thou shalt evangelize for the Church of Cycling

 

 

 






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